robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
This is the best thiiiiiing.
(Source: averagefuture, via serialchillin)
Had a toy gun. and was pointing it at me going
I HAVE BULLETS
I’M GONNA SHOOT YOU
I HAVE BULLETS!!!!!
I laughed because he was cute, aw little boy with a gun wanting to shoot the lovely lady behind the till how cute
then I mock hid behind the till screen, I contemplated pulling out a fake ‘finger gun’ pose on him but thought his mum might object! so I just continued to hide.
His mum then gave him wrong and he looked at me and whispered with the most evil look on his little face.
“I’ll shoot mammy”
then shot her in the back
PARENTING
Don’t do any classes containing the words “Pump” and “FX”
You know the moment in Run Fatboy Run when he falls down the stairs after working out.
I thought about that just in time today, before I went down the stairs, it even hurts to type.
PRESSUPS, LIFTING WEIGHTS!
RUTH DOES NOT DO THESE THINGS
GYMS ARE EXPENSIVE
but I’ve joined though, gonna go do dance classes and Pilates etc.
